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Having Sex With Trees

When asked whether he would have sex with a tree Dan responded with:

yes.


What a freak !!!!!!!!!

Who has sex with trees? So disgusting!

Isn’t taking things out of context fun? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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12 Responses to “Having Sex With Trees”

  1. Darwin Says:
    December 6th, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    Steve recently gave the opinion:

    “Who has sex(…)? So disgusting!”

    WHAT A FREAK! No wonder he hasn’t had a date in years, huh?

  2. steve Says:
    December 6th, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    Recently Darwin wrote:

    (…) I (…) call(…) Global Warming scientists (…)Pundits(…)instead of (…)Experts(…)

    Its nice to see you come around Darwin.

    Taking things out of context and omitting words is way fun. I wish Dan had taught me this sooner.

  3. Dan Says:
    December 6th, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    Honestly Steve, it would be far more productive and mature of you to actually cite a specific example of misquotation, and proceed to explain what you really meant by the phrase in question. So far many of the instances where you have non-specifically accused me of such have looked more like thinly veiled attempts to retreat from a position.

  4. steve Says:
    December 6th, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha. You have sex with trees.

  5. Jess Cruger Says:
    December 6th, 2007 at 7:53 pm

    Brings a whole new meaning to the term

    “He’s got wood”

    I can actually contribute to this one. :)

  6. Dan Says:
    December 6th, 2007 at 10:03 pm

    “Ha ha ha ha ha. You have sex with trees.”

    This is a particularly interesting sentiment when one considers it in relation to your earlier characterization of your conversations as “adult”.

  7. steve Says:
    December 6th, 2007 at 10:21 pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha. You fornicate with trees.

  8. Dan Says:
    December 7th, 2007 at 10:32 am

    Nice to see that you’ve at least risen from wishful thinking and argument from ignorance to ad hominem in your argumentation. At this rate you’ll soon you’ll work your way up to proof by assertion, appeals to motive or appeals to spite.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go - I saw a rather appealing oak in a nearby park.

  9. steve Says:
    December 7th, 2007 at 11:05 am

    And I eagerly look forward to the day where you assert something. We can all dream you know what I mean?

  10. Dan Says:
    December 7th, 2007 at 11:39 pm

    Here’s an assertion: I think it is preferable for an individual to read original sources for himself or herself and form his or her own judgments instead of regurgitating what he or she hears from pundits.

  11. Bettina Says:
    December 9th, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    Christmas is approaching - here another perfect gift for Dan (in fact, I actually like that black and white, that’s pretty nice):

    http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/funny-t-shirts/funny/I-Have-Sex-With-Trees-T-shirt-Funny-T-shirts.htm

    The name for this particular paraphilia is “dendrophilia”. How funny.

  12. Alex Says:
    January 4th, 2008 at 11:00 am

    well,
    personally i love doing sex with trees.. and i’m not alone, we have a network of frieds who fucking with trees:
    http://www.myspace.com/alexlovetrees
    trees stimulate my sense and i get excite by them..really i love trees!
    alex.

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