Tag Is Psychologicaly Harmful
I fully agree with Colorado school officials.
“It causes a lot of conflict on the playground,” said Cindy Fesgen, assistant principal of the Discovery Canyon Campus school.
Tag should not be allowed at school because it might cause psychological harm for children. This is a departure from my previous position, but Darwin and the 9th circuit of appeals convinced me that the constitution grants every single person a right to never feel bad about anything ever.
In the spirit of preventing psychological harm, I just want to fully apologize for posting this after Diatribe already did. Diatribe you are still a unique and special little snowflake. Even if you are a wanker.

August 30th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Thanks for trying to make me feel special. The wanker comment hurt a little bit, so I might need to get a little therapy to take the pain away. Trying to remain conflict free - Diatribe
August 30th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Everyone knows that conflict is bad. Its why free markets are so effective. They reduce conflict by letting ‘experts’ determine which companies should make what so that companies are not in conflict producing the same things.
With super smart experts reconciling conflict anything is possible.
August 30th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I doubt this policy was created by anyone that I would consider an expert.