Not A Good Way To Go
Story here:
A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.
Police broke in to Mark Voegel’s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.
Given my experience with those named Bettina, looks like he got that black widow’s name right.
This accidental death never would of happened if non-experts, i.e. citizens were prohibited from having these kinds of animals. Oh wait turns out they are. And yet this tragedy, if you want to call it that, still happened.

August 15th, 2007 at 5:37 am
LOL… that is indeed amusing. Likewise amusing is to find my name in connection with “gun control”. Nomen est omen.
August 15th, 2007 at 8:42 am
Once.
August 15th, 2007 at 11:42 am
Is all one needs to make their point.
August 16th, 2007 at 8:32 am
Really? Awesome, all CEO’s are evily manipulating their profit figures using illegal, dishones accoutning practices so that they can retire to huge waeth while screwing investors, the company, and the consumers (because Enron happened once).
Man it’s good to know this ‘it happened once’ thing is the new standard, it’ll make my arguments much easiier to prove.
August 16th, 2007 at 11:52 am
Sarcasm. Jeez.