Not A Good Way To Go

Story here:

A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.

Police broke in to Mark Voegel’s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.

Given my experience with those named Bettina, looks like he got that black widow’s name right.

This accidental death never would of happened if non-experts, i.e. citizens were prohibited from having these kinds of animals. Oh wait turns out they are. And yet this tragedy, if you want to call it that, still happened.

5 Responses to “Not A Good Way To Go”

  1. Bettina Says:

    LOL… that is indeed amusing. Likewise amusing is to find my name in connection with “gun control”. Nomen est omen.

  2. darwin Says:

    Once.

  3. steve Says:

    Is all one needs to make their point.

  4. darwin Says:

    Really? Awesome, all CEO’s are evily manipulating their profit figures using illegal, dishones accoutning practices so that they can retire to huge waeth while screwing investors, the company, and the consumers (because Enron happened once).

    Man it’s good to know this ‘it happened once’ thing is the new standard, it’ll make my arguments much easiier to prove.

  5. steve Says:

    Sarcasm. Jeez.

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