Conan O’Brien was actually funny for the first time ever!

This thought only crossed my mind about a billion times as I slept the trilogy.

I have Geico insurance and its advertisements like these that make me glad a portion of my payment goes towards their ad department.

This is pretty cool:

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

Someone vandalized the wikipedia entry on etch-a-sketch. Check out the mechanic section.

6 Volt Battery Hack! You’ll Be Amazed! - A funny movie is a click away

I wonder if this is true?

Killing Germans to worry about feminism.

Junior Lieut. Liudmila Pavlichenko, Russian Army girl sniper who killed 309 Germans, had to cancel a radio interview in Manhattan last week because a dentist pulled one of her front teeth and the resulting whistle would have been noticeable on the air waves. But in a non-radio interview with Commentator Alice Hughes, she gave her unvarnished opinion of the U.S. woman’s angle on the war:

“I am amazed at the kind of questions put to me by the women press correspondents in Washington. Don’t they know there is a war? They asked me silly questions such as do I use powder and rouge and nail polish and do I curl my hair? One reporter even criticized the length of the skirt of my uniform, saying that in America women wear shorter skirts and besides my uniform made me look fat.

Dan Pages sent me the link and writes:

Yes, 309. Including 26 snipers. That figure was as of 1942.

Seriously who is dumb enough to change their oil every 3,000 miles. Just a dumb idea.

My favorite blogger, Instapundit brags about his traffic yesterday:

I just noticed that yesterday’s traffic broke 275,000 pageviews.

Piff. That ain’t nothing. Enableate had 225 page views. How do you like me now?

The most important metric is unique visitors. Sorry Glen it don’t count if you have a bot hitting refresh 275,000 times. I had 9 unique visitors. Thats how I roll.